When he whips out the d and it’s small
Anonymous asked: tips on giving head to a guy?
Pretend it’s a lollipop, that makes it much easier.
"You’ll meet her. She’s very pretty, even though sometimes she’s sad for many days at a time. You’ll see, when she smiles, you’ll love her."
- Pan’s Labryrinth (via marcescentfleur)
(Source: kbass2112, via sexx-bruises)
"Being a person is getting too complicated."
- Margaret Atwood, The Edible Woman (via narobe)
(Source: larmoyante, via dreamfang)
three things i’ll say in awkward situations:
"I am still waiting for the day when
the sound of your name
won’t feel like
- Tina Tran, All these scars came from loving you (via absentions)
'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense
*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*
i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble
So my friend came into school one day wearing a dress that had straps and the vice principal came up to her and said “You need to either change or cover your shoulders up because it’ll distract the boys” to which she replied “Well I find boys faces distracting, do they have to cover them up?” and the vice principal said “Maybe you should focus in class more.”
If that doesn’t tell you that things are messed up, then I don’t know what does.
i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was.